true as fuck zodiac

  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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spoken-not-written:

AUTUMN’S ON IT’S WAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

  1. SWEATERS
  2. HOT CHOCOLATE
  • HALLOWEEN AND PUMPKINS
  1. SWEATERS
  • CONKERS
  1. WATCHING DISNEY FILMS WHILE IT RAINS
  2. DID I MENTION SWEATERS?!

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traversi:

shimmervee:

everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos

"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"

"So uh is that Mr. or Mrs.?"
"Doctor."

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paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

(Source: fanduhmbs)

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inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

(Source: spacecadet)

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tmirai:

Foam and Worbla armour MEGA TUTORIAL

Tutorial by AmenoKitarou

Super duper awesome and helpful! I am totally going to try this out for my Garrosh cosplay.

(Source: alltheawesomecosplay)

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